[no, but if you could beat me over the head with a bat or a brick to knock me unconscious for a few hours--]
I, I can handle it. Thanks. Uh.
[...
i can't move like this or he'll see.
HE'S ALREADY LOOKING AT MY BACKSIDE - not like he hasn't seen that before!!
he pats around the bed a bit, snatching at some of the sheets under him; maybe if he just...wraps up? it'll be weird, sure, but not as weird as showing off the circumstances at-large right now!
...wait. this is stupid. why is he being stupid? why isn't he just asking--]
Er, can you...give me a second here? Like, step outside or something?
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I, I can handle it. Thanks. Uh.
[...
i can't move like this or he'll see.
HE'S ALREADY LOOKING AT MY BACKSIDE - not like he hasn't seen that before!!
he pats around the bed a bit, snatching at some of the sheets under him; maybe if he just...wraps up? it'll be weird, sure, but not as weird as showing off the circumstances at-large right now!
...wait. this is stupid. why is he being stupid? why isn't he just asking--]
Er, can you...give me a second here? Like, step outside or something?