fairyland fun! (your levels of fun may vary)

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[New day, new town, and hopefully new opportunities. Specifically opportunities to make some money because Zel and Emery’s funds have been running kind of low after their most recent misadventure. This has meant a temporary separation while Zelgadis goes to look for merc-type work and potential cure leads and Emery goes around chatting up the locals without terrifying them.

Or at least that was the plan, until Calanthe showed up.

By the time Zel gets back to the inn, Emery’s still busy talking to Calanthe in their inn room, although the conversation’s just about wrapping up. If he’s perceptive he might even catch a bit of Emery’s words.

“...some funds this time? ...Seriously, is that it? He’s always such a cheapskate. …Okay I got it. I’ll see you later.”

A few moments later a woman wearing a green cloak exits their inn room. Her hood is up, partly obscuring a pale face and hair, and she barely spares anyone a passing glance as she drifts down the hallway.

Emery is still standing inside the inn room looking pensive, but when Zel enters he’ll give him a bright smile.]

Oh! Hey, Zel. Did you manage to find anything?

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[Some of the tension in Emery's body melts away at Zel's touch. It's hard to feel a heartbeat through stone skin, but Emery certainly feels a fluttering sensation... Perhaps that's his own heartbeat, though.

Emery smiles slightly.]

What, are you panicking on the inside right now?

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Just the normal amount. [whatever that is.

Zel tilts his head slightly aside and down in order to go graze Emery's cheek with his unaffected one while also avoiding scraping at his face with wiry strands. at a side angle they're not the abrasive net of porcupine spines, but even so - hugging a rock with wire strands can't be cozy.]

...You didn't answer the question, though. You just made me answer it.

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...I'm not having second thoughts. I really want you to stay with me.

[This is about half true. Emery is having second thoughts, but they're entirely to do with not wanting Zel to get potentially killed for his sake and realizing that that may be an actual possibility.

But he still doesn't want Zel to leave.

Whether Zel manages to glean that level of insight into Emery's words or not, they don't have any further time for angsty conversation as it's at that point that there's a resonant click sound and a rectangle in the ceiling opens up again.

"You alright in there? ...Not interrupting anything am I?"

It seems Tantabel has returned with some things for them.]

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[of course Zel gets no time to relish the nice little feelings that Emery's word bring on; he bristles, withdrawing a little so he can turn at the waist and lift his head to peer up at the uncomfortably large face looming above them.]

What's happened?

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[A touch of pink colors Emery's cheeks as he's also flustered by being caught in such an emotionally intimate moment.

"The villagers stopped by to ask if we'd seen you. They're gone now but we'd best be quiet, and you two'll be staying in there overnight."

In other words, they're going to be smuggled out. At least this is comfier than a normal trunk would be.]

Thank you.

["I've brought you a change of clothes and some linens so you don't catch your deaths. Hob says that'll be an extra silver for the laundry service, but you can pay the extra later."

So saying she hoists up a bundle of fabric and passes it down. Emery reluctantly lets go of Zel in order to reach up and take it, and with the spatial oddities of this little astral pocket he barely has to raise his arms to grab what she passes over.]

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[Zel's mouth twitches. just a silver? pretty cheap, considering the trouble. he moves out of Emery's way to collect the offerings, looking himself down again. yep. still a mess.

to the goblin:] How long are we going to be in here?

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["We'll be on the road tomorrow morning after breakfast. Once we're a safe distance from here, I'll let you know."

Emery unfolds a shirt, bemused by the proportions. It's evident that 1) Tantabel has brought the largest sets of spare clothes the caravan had, and 2) those clothes were still sized for goblins. Emery can just shapeshift to fit whatever he wears, but Zel...

"Pass over your clothes when you're done changing. The sooner we get those into the wash the less likely they are to stain. I swear I don't know why a bodyguard would opt to wear lights..."]

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[Zel is going to pretend he didn't hear that plain as day and just mutely accept whatever Emery hands him. he stands still with it in-hand before lifting his head once more, squinting.]

...Five minutes, then? [PRIVACY PLEASE???]

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[Tantabel squints back. "I have thirteen children. I doubt you have any bits and bobs I haven't seen before. But if it troubles you-" A moment later her head withdraws from the ceiling. Emery giggles, as much at the overall absurdity of the situation as at her comment.

And maybe to release some of the tension that's built up since the attack.]

Right. Let's get on with it, then. Or, um, try to.

[Before he starts undressing Emery takes a minute to just scrub as much of the dirt off as he can with a spare towel. Then it's off with his boots, scarf, vest, etcetera, gradually revealing more fair, damp skin.

As soon as Zel starts changing Emery begins casting surreptitious glances his way. For once, Emery's not ogling- he's keeping an eye out for any signs of injury that they might have missed.]

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[all of Zel's clapbacks to the goblin's remarks come rather late, so he can only just grumble and stew on them in his own head. i'm not a child! or a goblin! 'bits and bobs'...eugh...

for his own part, Zel is distracted by Emery's own efforts to clean up before he unfolds one of the button-up shirts they were given.]

...

[...right...

yeah, no. this won't do. he sets it somewhere out of his way so he can unbutton his mantle - the thing that got the bulk of the carnage - and set that aside, giving the rest of himself a glance-down. sure, his trousers are damp, but there's no blood...

and his sleeves are...mmh...]

...It's not really that big of a deal. I can't really catch cold from wet clothes, anyway.

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[Emery pauses with his hands set on the waistband of his pants when Zel speaks up.

(Emery's pants are actually pretty dry but they are streaked with dirt.)]

Still, your clothes should probably dry off somewhere that isn't the caravan's food stores. Can you just bear with wrapping a towel around your waist for a while?

[Emery's already seen Zel's everything, and as for Tantabel- well, maybe Zel can scooch into a corner away from the hole in the ceiling until she's gone?]

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I suppose. [so long as that lady stops being the ceiling!

he removes his boots and belts (sword gets propped somewhere out of the way), slipping out of the trousers--

well, peeling; it's wet cloth off stone, after all.

for his dignity's sake, his tunic is long enough to cover if he just thinks about this perhaps being an unconventional bathhouse changing room full of beets and potatoes while he does as Emery suggests, toweling up before pulling the rest of his clothes off.]

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[Emery finishes stripping down to his underwear, which is fortunately dry and mud-free, and bundles up the rest of his clothes under one arm. That done he turns and quietly watches the rest of Zel's progress. As soon as Zel's down to a towel:]

It didn't get you anywhere else, did it?

[Emery's eyes are narrowed, peering thoughtfully at the exposed parts of Zel's body. He doesn't see anything unusual- well, unusual for Zel.]

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No.

[not for lack of trying; there were a couple slashes along the tunic in the back.]

It was a lucky shot. [and he wasn't going to let it happen again - doubly true, surely, when he sees the residual damage for himself.

that said, he turns his head a bit and looks away, letting himself be surveyed without outwardly fussing about it...except for the leery glances skyward he gives. see? proof: he's not lacerated.]

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[Blue, stone body speckled with darker rocks protruding from the surface. Zel's clothes may be considerably worse for the wear but his body below the neck really does look untouched, and Emery breathes a little sigh of relief.]

I'm glad.

[Assured for the moment, he'll gather up Zel's discarded clothes as well and call for Tantabel. Zel may want to scooch into a corner while Emery and Tantabel exchange damp clothes for their bedrolls.

"Remember, don't touch anything in there." With that one last warning, Tantabel finally closes the trunk and leaves them alone.

Emery turns back to Zel and holds out one of the bedrolls.]

Here.

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[this time, it's Zel's turn to cast a lighting spell while Emery's hands are full; once that orb is softly glowing overhead, he returns his focus at Emery's prompting, accepting the offering.

what a weird circumstance this is...]

I don't think...I've ever had to hole up in a root cellar before. [it's spoken softly, dryly.

with a sidelong glance:] Have you?

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[Once Zel has his bedroll, Emery stoops and sets his own on the ground.]

Nope, I guess this is a first for the both of us~

[He straightens then, and steps over to set a hand on Zel's chest. There isn't any particular intent behind it; he just wants to touch him.]

...Do you really not get colds?

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[Zel watches the hand, more aware of it by sight than by touch.

a bit sheepish:] Not...from wet clothes, anyway. From people, maybe. But--

[he's cool and stuff, but not invincible cool.]

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[That fact has been rather dramatically demonstrated today, hasn't it!]

Mm. Then if I get sick I expect you to wait on me hand and foot.

[And Emery's just going to lean against Zel and wrap an arm around him. Which may be overly intimate considering they're both half-naked right now, but hey. Surely not the worst thing Zel's had to endure.]

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That's not an invitation to try and fall sick. [he lifts his chin while Emery slips in, slowly lowering it when he's sure he won't bump or graze him unduly. he lets his hands find their way to set on Emery's waist - a bit fumbling and less delicate than he'd like, but ultimately harmless in the effort.]

But...I guess I can do that.

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Good.

[Emery finds he does believe that Zel would fuss over him if he somehow wound up sick. He has Zel well-trained, huh?]

Hey. Can you kiss me?

[It's not exactly a romantic setting but when has that stopped Emery before?]

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[Zel is well-trained and smitten, yes: he exhales a sound that's not quite a scoff nor a laugh, just a fond, amused at the ask - as if that wasn't to be expected at all! such a thing will still delight him, even now. especially now, honestly.]

Probably.

[but also definitely; he turns and tilts his head to acquiesce, ever-mindful of avoiding grazing Emery's skin with his hair at a rough angle. even so, once he's certain he's in the clear, he doesn't just wait for Emery to meet him halfway, pleased to enjoy the tickle of pressure against the back of his lips when he kisses him.]

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[Touches and kisses assure Emery like nothing else can, taking him away from that terrible scene at the spring and grounding him in the moment, where Zel is certainly at least well enough for kisses. Emery is happy to partake, and the press of Zel's body against his helps to rebuild his sense of contentment.

Alas, the wet and the lack of clothing catches up to him eventually. Emery shivers, and it's not a horny shiver. He pauses between kisses to speak.]

We should probably bundle up before I really do catch a cold.

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[the remark quickly undercuts the little sense of dismay Zel feels in their small parting and it gives him cause to straighten up and look about.]

...Right. Here-- [while withdrawing his hands from Emery, he toes at the unrolled bedding fare he'd been given and unceremoniously dumped on the floor in favor of empty hands.] You can use these, too, if you need them.

[hell, he'll even set this shit up, trying to maximize the amount of space they can get out of this cramped cave of carrots and tubers before Emery gets his chance to fluff things to his own preferences.]

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[Emery takes a step back to let Zel fuss with the bedding.]

We can share.

[He's genuinely not sure how much of a difference things like blankets make to Zel's comfort levels, but surely he has no complaints about cuddling! It's not the first time they've done it and with any luck won't be the last.]